I wanna eat some cake.
But I’m poor and can’t afford to buy one.
Student loans, yo.
It’s tough nowadays.
I mean, I could go buy a slice but the city is 15 minutes away.
Hey you, yeah you.
You, the one reading this, yes, you?
Can you buy me some cake?
I don’t know, you can like, probably email it to me?
Aw c’mon! Hey-NO. Don’t look away!
Don’t say “What? I wasn’t paying attention.”
Uh-uh no. I know you heard me.
I know you have money, I saw you buying at the grocery store today.
I saw you at the gas station.
Don’t come with that excuse that you have no money!
Oo~! The ice cream man!
Wait up I’m gonna buy some Ice cream.
You want one? Oh, sorry I don’t have anymore money.
Wait up I need to buy a bag of popcorn and a pack of sodas for me and my friends.
Just wait here, okay? I’ll be right back.
Hey look I bought this totally useless pack of glow in the dark stickers and a water purifier!
Oh I also bought this paper tree that grows paper flowers when you water it and then it dies in 3 days because it’s just paper.
Now, can you buy me a cake?
Aw, really?! Thanks!
Wow, it’s chocolate! My favorite!
I kinda don’t want the cake anymore.
Can you buy me a pizza?
Hey..where you going!?
Don’t leave me here..! 😦
I thought we had something special!
Fine, don’t buy me a pizza!